Louis De Funes!
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op't einde begon het wa saai te worden dus ben'k gestopt
Me:
hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
i am your son!
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
but you'd prefer i wasn't your son?
God:
Who else would prefer you were not my son ?
Me:
euh... the whole of christianity?
God:
Areu? Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
ok ok .... you fucked some lady. i popped out and now i'm your son. tuff break for you buddy
God:
OK. Ugh. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I fucked some lady. That's good information: said popped out and now he or she is your son. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ofcourse not... you date rapist!
God:
Then what is it? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I date rapist.
Me:
you can tell other people that yes...
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
good! pervert
God:
I am a good robot. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
pervert i said... not robot!
God:
What do you do in your spare time? Oh I get it.
Me:
i talk to god in my spare time
God:
How do they respond to you?
Me:
YOU respond like an ignoramus
God:
That's good information: said I respond like an ignoramus.
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