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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#31 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:31 pm

PowerToTheUsers wrote:"Hallo Gitte"

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+1 internetz for you sir
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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#32 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:41 pm

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#33 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:52 pm

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#34 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:16 pm

"Hoe duur was die BH? Want ik wil u borsten wel gratis omhoog houden ze."
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#35 » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:33 am

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#36 » Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:12 am

Zijt gij een engeltje? Want ge ziet eruit alsof ge ne serieuze val hebt gedaan...
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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#37 » Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:18 am

Pedro wrote:Zijt gij een engeltje? Want ge ziet eruit alsof ge ne serieuze val hebt gedaan...
Did you fall out of heaven? Cause your face looks seriously fucked up.



Also, would totally work:

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while. Then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful. The sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#38 » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:22 pm

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#39 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:18 pm

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#40 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:56 pm

ik ging strijk, dus da moet gwn werken!

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#41 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:40 pm

nicky wrote:ik ging strijk, dus da moet gwn werken!

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#42 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:13 pm

nicky wrote:ik ging strijk, dus da moet gwn werken!

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haha ik kwam em ook posten! leve examens!

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#43 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:25 am

Voila, nu weet iedereen hoe ge martje en nicky geil kunt krijgen

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#44 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:50 pm

1 + 196883 = 196884
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ... = -1/12

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Re: Openingszinnen

Post#45 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:22 pm

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

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