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silly god
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:55 pm
by Magician
If god punishes people for not believing in him, he is guilty of wrath.
If god demands people pay the church excessive amounts of money he is guilty of greed.
If god created the world, then stayed idle for millenia of human suffering, he is guilty of sloth.
If god demands people dedicate their lives solely to worshiping him and his name, he is guilty of pride.
If god is so obsessed with monitoring people's sexual relations, he is guilty of lust.
If god punishes people for believing in a different god, he is guilty of envy.
If god always demands more people worship him, commanding his followers to evangelize, he is guilty of gluttony.
if god approves of half the stuff his followers say about him, say about others, or do in his name, he is guilty of being a fucking idiot.
Re: silly god
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:31 pm
by Pedro
Samarubi wrote:If god punishes people for not believing in him, he is guilty of wrath.
If god demands people pay the church excessive amounts of money he is guilty of greed.
If god created the world, then stayed idle for millenia of human suffering, he is guilty of sloth.
If god demands people dedicate their lives solely to worshiping him and his name, he is guilty of pride.
If god is so obsessed with monitoring people's sexual relations, he is guilty of lust.
If god punishes people for believing in a different god, he is guilty of envy.
If god always demands more people worship him, commanding his followers to evangelize, he is guilty of gluttony.
if god approves of half the stuff his followers say about him, say about others, or do in his name, he is guilty of being a fucking idiot.
Tover god weg!

Re: silly god
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:32 pm
by djgl3nn
Pedro wrote:
Tover god weg!

Dus hij is er nu wel ?
Re: silly god
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:54 pm
by Stanny
wtf gast
ik zou hier zo hard op kunnen ingaan, maar laat ik dat maar niet doen ... -.-"
Re: silly god
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:33 pm
by Pedro
Stanny wrote:wtf gast
ik zou hier zo hard op kunnen ingaan, maar laat ik dat maar niet doen ... -.-"
GO GO CATECHISMUS!
Re: silly god
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:39 pm
by Nynek
Lucas 6.43 Er is geen goede boom die slechte vruchten draagt en ook geen slechte boom die goede vruchten draagt.
6.44 Want elke boom wordt aan zijn vrucht gekend, want men plukt geen vijgen van een dorenstruik of druiven van de bosjes.

Re: silly god
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:56 am
by Nathan
Deuteronomy 23:1 "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
Amen.
Re: silly god
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:50 am
by Timmy
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
- Ezekial 23:20
.... amidoinitrite?
Re: silly god
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:47 am
by Nynek
Timotheus 2 12: I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.
Re: silly god
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:33 pm
by Fristi
Nejberhodius 7.07: All those who go by the name of Sander shall not whine.
Re: silly god
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:40 am
by Robbe
Fristi wrote:Nejberhodius 7.07: All those who go by the name of Sander shall not whine.
hier wil ik ne Like button voor...
Re: silly god
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:44 am
by Stanny
Als je honing hebt gevonden, eet dan niet meer dan goed voor je is, spaar je maag, anders braak je het uit. (Spreuken 25,16)
Re: silly god
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:16 am
by slimmy
Stanny wrote:Als je honing hebt gevonden, eet dan niet meer dan goed voor je is, spaar je maag, anders braak je het uit. (Spreuken 25,16)
Does that also count for beer?
Re: silly god
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:18 am
by Pedro
slimmy wrote:Stanny wrote:Als je honing hebt gevonden, eet dan niet meer dan goed voor je is, spaar je maag, anders braak je het uit. (Spreuken 25,16)
Does that also count for beer?
Nope. Consume 'till gone.
Re: silly god
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:27 pm
by Stanny
Die veel drinkt slaapt goed,
die goed slaapt zondigt niet,
die niet zondigt komt in de hemel.
Keep it up guys!