silly god

[Magician]

If god punishes people for not believing in him, he is guilty of wrath.
If god demands people pay the church excessive amounts of money he is guilty of greed.
If god created the world, then stayed idle for millenia of human suffering, he is guilty of sloth.
If god demands people dedicate their lives solely to worshiping him and his name, he is guilty of pride.
If god is so obsessed with monitoring people's sexual relations, he is guilty of lust.
If god punishes people for believing in a different god, he is guilty of envy.
If god always demands more people worship him, commanding his followers to evangelize, he is guilty of gluttony.
if god approves of half the stuff his followers say about him, say about others, or do in his name, he is guilty of being a fucking idiot.

[Pedro]

If god punishes people for not believing in him, he is guilty of wrath.
If god demands people pay the church excessive amounts of money he is guilty of greed.
If god created the world, then stayed idle for millenia of human suffering, he is guilty of sloth.
If god demands people dedicate their lives solely to worshiping him and his name, he is guilty of pride.
If god is so obsessed with monitoring people's sexual relations, he is guilty of lust.
If god punishes people for believing in a different god, he is guilty of envy.
If god always demands more people worship him, commanding his followers to evangelize, he is guilty of gluttony.
if god approves of half the stuff his followers say about him, say about others, or do in his name, he is guilty of being a fucking idiot.

Tover god weg!

[djgl3nn]

Tover god weg!

Dus hij is er nu wel ?

[Stanny]

wtf gast
ik zou hier zo hard op kunnen ingaan, maar laat ik dat maar niet doen ... -.-"

[Pedro]

wtf gast
ik zou hier zo hard op kunnen ingaan, maar laat ik dat maar niet doen ... -.-"

GO GO CATECHISMUS!

[Nynek]

Lucas 6.43 Er is geen goede boom die slechte vruchten draagt en ook geen slechte boom die goede vruchten draagt.
6.44 Want elke boom wordt aan zijn vrucht gekend, want men plukt geen vijgen van een dorenstruik of druiven van de bosjes.

[Nathan]

Deuteronomy 23:1 "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Amen.

[Timmy]

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
- Ezekial 23:20

.... amidoinitrite?

[Nynek]

Timotheus 2 12: I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

[Fristi]

Nejberhodius 7.07: All those who go by the name of Sander shall not whine.

[Robbe]

Nejberhodius 7.07: All those who go by the name of Sander shall not whine.

hier wil ik ne Like button voor...

[Stanny]

Als je honing hebt gevonden, eet dan niet meer dan goed voor je is, spaar je maag, anders braak je het uit. (Spreuken 25,16)

[slimmy]

Als je honing hebt gevonden, eet dan niet meer dan goed voor je is, spaar je maag, anders braak je het uit. (Spreuken 25,16)

Does that also count for beer?

[Pedro]

Als je honing hebt gevonden, eet dan niet meer dan goed voor je is, spaar je maag, anders braak je het uit. (Spreuken 25,16)

Does that also count for beer?

Nope. Consume 'till gone.

[Stanny]

Die veel drinkt slaapt goed,
die goed slaapt zondigt niet,
die niet zondigt komt in de hemel.

Keep it up guys!