Never told before: the tale of Basement Cat

Math Wolf · Post #1 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:55 am

It happened years ago, when a group of unhappy kittens started a disturbing experiment.

Math Wolf · Post #2 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:57 am

In the beginning, the summoned evil used rather amateuristic methods, often not very successful.

Math Wolf · Post #3 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:58 am

But later, he started his own cult, which was the start of a dark era!

Math Wolf · Post #4 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:59 am

With the invention of the evil eye, little kittens lost their free will and became his servants.

Math Wolf · Post #5 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:59 am

The number of victims steadily increased.

Math Wolf · Post #6 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:00 am

This also had an influence on his ego as he started to explore the social web for new victims.

Math Wolf · Post #7 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:02 am

Some technical issues prevent him from striking immediately.

Math Wolf · Post #8 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:02 am

But then the moment is there, the rise of all evil!

Math Wolf · Post #9 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:03 am

Even humans will fear basement cat!

Math Wolf · Post #10 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:04 am

But the army isn't as scary as basement cat wants it to be...

Math Wolf · Post #11 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:04 am

A clash with the one and only ceiling cat follows!

Math Wolf · Post #12 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:06 am

The evil is defeated, but the memory remains.
Old people remember these days and still do a little prayer when a black cat crosses the road...

NecRock · Post #13 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:10 am

Oh noes... Our (black) cat prefers hiding in the basement far above locations near the ceiling... Basement cat reincarnate?

Math Wolf · Post #14 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:14 am

NecRock wrote:Oh noes... Our (black) cat prefers hiding in the basement far above locations near the ceiling... Basement cat reincarnate?

oh noez! Watch that cat carefully!

Robbe · Post #15 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:16 am

Math Wolf, moet gij normaal ni werken?

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